Not me Monday

I will link back to MckMama at soem point today, but her post isnt up yet and I am spitting this out before Speech therapy and work.

This weekend was full of "Not me!" moments. Some were funny, others, not so much. But here you go. I am letting it all come out here, in the safety of my blog.

This weekend I DID NOT simi-invite myself to a cookout so we could finalize plans for the next day. I absolutely DID NOT stay up until 2am knowing I had to up and going at 530am.

It was worth it because I got to go to a consignment sale with a great friend. At said consignment sale, I DID NOT almost break down into tears because there was a train table that Will NEEDED oh so bad!!! My friend and I absolutely DID NOT forget our cash!!! And she certainly DID NOT leave the baby carrier at home! I mean what baby wearing moma would DO such a thing!!

We scored BIG TIME at the sale and DID NOT forget cash to pay for our fun finds!! Since we were in a town we were unfamilliar with, I DID NOT leave my friend in search of a drive-thru ATM. What selfish friend would do such a thing??

Upon leavin the sale with our finds (finally) we DID NOT get lost. I mean we found our way there perfectly fine, right? Construction, gotta love it!! We finally got the big kid something to eat, along with ourselves. But the baby needed to eat. And how do you suppose we feed a baby going down the interstate?? Well, Brittany Spears came to mind, but we wouldn't dare!! So we found the next safest option. I promise you it was NOT a Jewish Synagog on the day of of worship!! Thank goodness we could not find a parking spot. So further down the road we went. Our next stop was deffinately NOT a funeral home!! And we sure as heck DID NOT park under a tree and let he begin to feed the baby as the parking lot was beginning to fill with morners!!! Yes it was grand!!

Oncve we finally made it home we were hurting both from humor and exhaustion!! We said our heartfelt tearfull good bye's. You see, my friend moved yesterday and I already miss her dearly. So much infact that I DID NOT stand at the kitchen window and watch her leave with tears rolling down my cheecks!!

Miss you Liz!!